Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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