i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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