That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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