Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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