Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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