Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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