did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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