sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize