I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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