i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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