Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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