he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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