You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
