Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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