Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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