i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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