Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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