where does the pee come out of this thing
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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