Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
