I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I am available for nakedness
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