It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
PS: I just woke up from my shower
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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