did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm always down for nudity.
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