I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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