Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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