i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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