Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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