My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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