i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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