I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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