i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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