We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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