you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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