Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
