also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
