apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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