It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
4 words: hood of his car
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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