thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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