i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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