So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
