I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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