Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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