and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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