i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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