I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My bed smells like the plague
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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