We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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