That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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