That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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