We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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