Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
