I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I didn't shave. On purpose
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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