Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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