Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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