is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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